Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them
I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS
It’s a faux paw
please look at this dog that was sitting at starbucks
Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
This fucking duck. Gets me every time.
THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT
This is what conventions are all about.